I’m gonna get real personal here. Welcome inside my head. So I don’t look fabulous like Sofia Vergara:
I’m not talking about the makeup and the team of pros who fix her up or Photoshop. I’m talking about her voluptuous curvy figure I’ve always wished for. I will NEVER look like that. It still stings a little that I can’t have everything exactly and precisely the way I want it, but working through that…Wait! I’m fabulous like Lisa:
That’s me in my 42nd birthday outfit. No team of beauty people, no pro photographer, and no edits. Not bad. Letting go of the silly fantasy of sexy round hips is the right thing for me to do. Face it, Sofia can’t be fabulous like me either. Stupid little voice: “now WHY would she wish for something like that”? Me: Oh shut the hell up you little troll, I have plenty going for me, it just doesn’t happen to be a proportioned swimsuit figure that makes men fall to their knees. Maybe it’s my juicy juicy lips, or my brilliant mind. Besides, a few men have fallen to their knees because of me and no, I didn’t trip them! I’m not going to go through the long list of things I have going for me because they only matter to me. What matters to you is the long list of things you have going for you. Get it?
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